maybe i will.

it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and then you notice the little phrases that you use and the stupid little things you say slipping into their vocabulary more and more

(Source: perfunctory, via katweenah)

dramaddict:

one guacamole is equal to 6.0221415×10²³ guacas

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luigivanpeebles:

rabioheab:

instead of sending me nudes, send me photos of you wearing so many layers of clothes that you can’t even move 

(via disarm-you--with-a-smile)

sam-the-sasquatch:

 i was watching the curious case of benjamin button and then i had a thought “what if the opposite happened and he got older every year? wow, i’m a genius! i should totally write a story about that” … and then i realised

(via jazz-fox)

earthnation:

deodrant:

deodrant:

what do u put in a toaster 

bread

this isnt even a joke

(via ven0moth)

nighthooker:

nighthooker:

where do fish keep their money?

a riverbank

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Anonymous asked: Your smile, your golden hair, your eyes, your voice, your light.

o.o

tardisity:

sufferingsardines:

“You did WHAT to the cat?” - Schrodinger’s mum

”I didn’t say I did, I said I may or may not have. God mum you never listen.”

can you imagine if someone sent you a list of all the reasons why they love you.

(Source: l0stkeys, via tardisity)