Damn it city rail, could you not have foreseen the awkward knee touching that my weekday mornings are comprised of?? #fail #imeanseriously #whobuildsseats #lessthanhalfametreapart
(12 hours ago)
Damn it city rail, could you not have foreseen the awkward knee touching that my weekday mornings are comprised of?? #fail #imeanseriously #whobuildsseats #lessthanhalfametreapart
(12 hours ago)
#fortunecookie
(2 days ago)it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and then you notice the little phrases that you use and the stupid little things you say slipping into their vocabulary more and more
(Source: perfunctory, via katweenah)
(2 days ago)one guacamole is equal to 6.0221415×10²³ guacas
(Source: beesmygod, via b0mbadil)
(2 days ago)instead of sending me nudes, send me photos of you wearing so many layers of clothes that you can’t even move
(via disarm-you--with-a-smile)
(3 days ago)
how long will it burn if it isn’t an emergency???????
(Source: poyzn, via john-grech)
(3 days ago)i was watching the curious case of benjamin button and then i had a thought “what if the opposite happened and he got older every year? wow, i’m a genius! i should totally write a story about that” … and then i realised
(via jazz-fox)
(3 days ago)(6 days ago)“You did WHAT to the cat?” - Schrodinger’s mum
”I didn’t say I did, I said I may or may not have. God mum you never listen.”
can you imagine if someone sent you a list of all the reasons why they love you.
(Source: l0stkeys, via tardisity)
(6 days ago)The amazing thing about the Toy Story trilogy is the fact that they waited 10 years to conclude the story, so that a story about nostalgia made you feel nostalgic towards the original content.
(Source: awkwardlyobnoxious, via tardisity)
(6 days ago)